Over the past two years I’ve been on Cohost, I’ve posted a lot of my weirder more interesting dreams over on the site. As a push to move my stuff onto my new website, this is a GIANT post, showing all of those dreams. There’s some darker and weirder stuff in here, so uh, you’ve been warned I guess. My subconscious is weird.

One time I had a dream about Scott the Woz. I don’t know Scott the Woz, and I do not watch him, but other people really like him, and any time I tell them about this dream they find it absolutely hysterical.

So, in my dream, Scott invites me to go on a road trip to the corners of North America. We head up north to visit the most northern point of the contiguous continent. We take my car, and he’s driving. He’s like “Okay let’s go!” and then IMMEDIATELY floors it through a beach where a bunch of sea lions are relaxing, causing them to scatter, and drives directly into the ocean.

We scramble out of the car as it sinks and he starts yelling at me and blaming me and my car. Then I woke up.

I have no idea why this dream happened but it’s hilarious, and also kinda feels like an introduction skit for one of his videos.

So I was lounging in my room, listening to music (it was the FF4 ost, I remember) and playing some game. I’m laying on the floor, for some reason without a shirt on, but I’m in blankets? I heard my mom talking downstairs to the kids, my niece and nephew, and she came upstairs with a question

“Hey Liz, Toy Story 2 for Genesis,” she asks, “is that a two player game where you can play as some crooks?”

I’m a bit confused. I guess the kids wanted to play a Toy Story game and also play as some crooks? I dunno. But I go “no that’s single player and you play as woody”. Note that there is no TS2 game on Genesis. I guess my brain mixed up TS1 and TS2.

“Oh and also in some levels you play as Buzz-“ I start, as some guy I’ve never seen before walks up the stairs into my room and then slices my mother’s throat open right in front of me. I try to scream and scramble but can’t possibly get away fast enough, the guy is between me and the only exit. He just stares at me and shakes his head.

Then I woke up in a huff. What the fuck, dream brain?!

In my dream last night, I needed to take a flight to a convention. My brain never really decided what convention, or where it was, but I needed to go there. And for some reason, this is what happened

I got on the plane and loaded my bags, including my cat. Then I realized, I had forgotten to buy a ticket, I had kept putting it off and now it was too late. So they kicked my off the flight, and my cat traveled to the convention.

I made my way there in other ways. I honestly don’t know how, one moment in the dream I’m like “OH NO” the next I’m at the convention. Maybe I walked. So, I’m checking my Discord and people at the convention are hanging out with my cat and posing with her. I go in and try to find her and everyone is like “Oh, I can help with that, just not right now” and then they walk away. And I’m like “I JUST WANT MY BAGS AND MY CAT”

Then I woke up before finding Majora

I always said if I was in Star Trek I’d be a Space Librarian. That was put to the test last night

I was in Starfleet and the Borg were attacking. Everyone was tasked with finding SOME way to stop the Borg… so I came up with one.

I took an old video format, what was essentially “Space Eight Track for Video” mixed with “Space Windows ME” and packaged it up as some secret new weapon. Just the shittiest hardware and software, that we had sunk so much time an energy into getting ti work, but was a buggy awful mess. That was our secret weapon. Then we sent off a fake defense force to protect it.

I woke up before the Borg took the bait, sadly.

I had a dream that there was a natural phenomenon where a poison was spreading through the world. It was causing everyone to slowly asphyxiate, and was killing all the plants

Turns out, however, there was a cure.

Mario Bros 2 US on NES produced a compound that would neutralize the poison.

So I plugged in an NES and watched out my window as all the plants in my yard died, and people died beyond that that I couldn’t see, as my NES played cheery Mario Bros tunes.

I had a dream that Covid evolved in a way that people who contracted Covid turned into Gibdo, life sucking mummy monsters that spread covid.

I took up magical powers and tried to protect my house from the zombie apocalypse but there were too many, and my parents died. Then Covid evolved further, and the gibdo turned into something I forgot what I named, but it was just floating Gibdo head that could drain your life from a far with laser beams. I then went “That’s it, the human race is going extinct, I give up” and wandered into a combination gamestop and bar, and just drank to the end of the world.

Then I woke up!

I had a dream a Binturong of all things broke into my house and was very, VERY aggressive

I managed to trick it onto the screen in back porch and it just circled around staring at me through the glass door, like it was hunting me.

Which is funny cause the only thing the Binturong looks like it can hunt are naps and fresh fruit that’s fallen to the ground

Had an extremely not good very bad dream where a giant group of people forced their way into my house at knife point and started ransacking the place

This is a nightmare I used to have all the time as a kid actually. It used to keep me up at night. The thought that a robber would just break into my house and fucking kill me. I was like “this is the last night I’m alive someone is going to shoot me in my sleep” cause I had been taught that there was an epidemic of robbers who wanted to kill you

I had a dream I was a contestant on a game show that took place in the old church I used to go to, and as a prize for winning, I was given the chance to have surgery to give me a massive penis. They represented it via a baseball bat.

I accepted cause shit, why not, and they brought me to this magic machine and I got inside. Then they literally forgot about me and I was standing naked in this Dick Machine for like an hour.

I dreamed of floppy disks last night

I dreamt someone gave me a DOS PC, and I was fucking around with it, and namely a bunch of the floppy disks it came with. I was feeling them in my hands, sliding them in and out of the floppy disk drive

Very nostalgic. I miss it.

Had a dream last night that I was visiting my friend Cariad, who lives in Vancouver. In my dream, she lived in a giant highrise with glass floors, that snaked in intricate patterns between carpet. I once laid down on the carpet and put my hand in it and got bit by a rat.

We were talking about what to do while I was visiting, when The Joker’s Minions showed up, saying I had pissed him off. I had to fend them off, terrified (I tried to reason with them but no dice, it IS the Joker) and I had to blow them up with a rocket launcher point blank.

Had a weird and stressful dream.

I was living with my boyfriend in what was apparently my grandmother’s house. There was some kind of traumatic event, I can’t remember what, and he was never quite the same. He devoted his entire lifes work to taking a giant collection of VHS tapes and turning them into like, nuclear bars, through some kind of process.

He’d then stack these bars in the garage, which was next to the room we were in. He carved holes in the walls for easy access into the garage, going back and forth, stacking the tapes in giant piles. I was concerned, but I didn’t want to make a fuss, so I just tried to comfort him while hanging out nearby in the room, playing games on my computer.

And then all the nuclear VHS tapes reached critical mass, and the house exploded.

We were both now extremely irradiated and only had a little time to live. My boyfriend became even more lethargic, as his life’s work was ruined, and I just kind of wandered the house. My transphobic and abusive aunt and uncle came over to berate me for how I was taking care of the house, but I ignored them, drinking Tang and wandering aimlessly.

And then I woke up!

Had a dream that was all over the god damn place. It was like an IRL stream where I was in a game as my friend was streaming it, and as he beat the game I was standing there next to him. Then we watched a plane start to take off right next to us, a bunch of people running after it like “WAIT YOU FORGOT US”

Then as I was watching I realized I was ON another plane that was also taking off (right next to that first one, at the same time) and was like “wait I never checked out of my hotel WHAT DO I DO” and my girlfriend next to me is like “I TOLD you check out was at 6AM. Why didn’t you LISTEN?” as if I had gotten onto this plane without any of my bags. I was freaking out, then I woke up with a cat in my face.

In today’s dream, I found out that my old friend group apparently made a fighting game. It was a minor success for a few years. The theme was SUPPOSED to be like, fairy tales, but it didn’t stick to the theme very well, because all of the people from that friend group were playable characters. Including me.

The characters were things like my old friends, Santa, a spooky scarecrow guy, a prince. I don’t remember too many of them tbh, except for the newest DLC character. Which was a licensed release of Master Shake, from Aqua Teen Hungerforce.

In today’s dream, I was goofing around at GDQ, but was having kind of a bad time. I lost some arcade equipment and was kinda depressed by it. To make myself feel better, I got whipped up into working with this old rich woman, who was a Fallen Diety. She was trying to Regain Her Power, which was taken from her. To that end, I needed to invite several people into “the party”, and have them join my cult too. I managed to invite all my roommates, a few others, and the fallen god’s adopted daughter. Then we needed one more. I managed to befriend the fallen god’s biological kid she had had since falling, a trans man who just wanted to have fun and speedrun Pokemon. i convinced him it’d be a fun time and he seemed into it, he just wanted to make new friends at GDQ,

Then it turns out that in order for the Fallen God to “rise”, this kid would have to literally die, and become part of his mom. Everyone else seemed okay with this, but I was extremely disturbed by it. The dream ended and I woke up as the two of us were being surrounded by the cult for daring to defy them.

I had a dream that some kind of cult was sweeping the nation. They had this magical tome that that hurting people and brainwashing others. Half of the Dragon Ball Z cast got turned. I pretended to be interested then stole it and started to fucking shred it

Then the cult leader showed up to meet the new recruit, found me half done shredding the book, and ordered me killed. I began whispering something to her right before I died, and she walked over. Then it turned out I was Bomberman, and I exploded, killing her and releasing everyone else.

gg?

taking a nap, had a dream Cohost introduced a new feature where a user could repost a thing, and instead of the usual epost it’d have a little box in the bottom right with the reposter’s avatar, and the sentence “This user is also gay”

In my dream last night I dreamt I visited a tourist trap that had a Homestar Runner branded store. But it wasn’t like, a HSR diner, or a HSR merch shop. Instead it was like a tiny bodega packed into the corner of a shopping center where Homestar worked as the cashier. You’d go in, buy some prepackaged bodega food from Homestar (not branded, normal food), then go home. And because Homestar was the cashier, he was fucking horrible at it, and you’d stand in line for like 30 minutes.

It was great, I got to say hello to Homestar and he got to be an idiot at me.

What would you do if a Goblin burst into the room you’re in, holding a sword, and shouted out “YOU ARE IN DANGER, FUCKING RUN”?

Because in my dream last night, my family just stared at me like I was fucking nuts and continued what they were doing, so I couldnt protect them from the demon that was attacking us.

Had a dream last night that I was part of a leftist freedom fighting insurrectionist cell against the American government. I was still like, living here, in my house, and doing normal stuff, but also sometimes I went into a treehouse in my back yard and used an old DOS machine that had some kind of programming that was doing SOMETHING to hurt the government

In retaliation, the government sent HORDES of cops and agents who went door to door, and I had to scramble to delete any evidence of the files. I kept reloading a save but they always showed up at an inopportune time like “WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING” and carted me off to jail

Gee I wonder why I had this dream. Hmm.

I had a dream I slept through GDQ. Like, I just missed it entirely, sleeping all the way through it, and was fired, even though sleeping for a week and a half is probably a medical issue.

And I was so, extremely fired.

Had a dream I was able to go back in time in my sleep, kinda by accident, and I went back in time and got Nixon impeached early.

When I got back to my current time, I woke up in the car with my dad who was like “You alright?” I started asking him questions and he was getting REALLY confused and worried. Stuff about who had been president. “Why would Ronald Reagan have been president???” “Yeah, Trump was president in the early 2000s”. And I was like “I wonder how different things are in this world”

And then my dad drove us directly into a flooded road, while cursing global warming, which had apparently gone out of control. I tried escaping the car and woke up holding my breath.

In my dream last night, I was trying to get home from an airport, probably from GDQ cause some of my GDQ friends were there. There was a giant backup at the elevator going up to the airport, and a lot of people were belligerent and shoving us out of the way. To spite them, I sent the elevator up without them and left.

I went to get some food, cause my flight wasn’t for hours. After eating, I decided to get back to the airport, but it was miles away now and no uber would reach it without costing hundreds upon hundreds of dollars. And the flight was now soon, so I had to hurry! I ran through a city I didn’t recognize or know, my luggage falling off and me needing to stop to collect it every now and then, and every time I checked my phone, the airport was further away.

Last nights dream: I dreamt I was doing yardwork in the backyard, clearing some plants that were causing issues. I was doing this with a blowtorch. While setting fire to my lawn, I was listening to music, specifically Simon & Garfunkel. In this universe, Simon was the one who faded into obscurity, and Garfunkel gained major cultural prominence. So what kind of music did he make with his newfound popularity?

I was listening to like, a folksy ode about The Legend of Zelda, from the perspective of Ganondorf. I thought it was pretty good.

In my dream last night, my coworkers and I went into the Matrix to steal some data or something. We entered a giant government complex in the Matrix and raided it, my coworkers shooting up everything and running through deeper into the building. I was in the back, and extremely uncomfortable with doing murder, so I didn’t shoot anyone, and I was QUICKLY surrounded by security, who was like “DON’T MOVE” and I was like “uh, no, as you can see, I’ve done nothing wrong, this is just my cosplay”

They didn’t trust me and kept me under scrutiny as I milled about on my phone, pretending to be anxious about the random attack, as my Slack blew up and all my coworkers were like “LIZ YOU’RE ABANDONING THE MISSION” and I had to try and explain to them that no, I was captured, and they were angry that I wasn’t like, getting myself killed for my job

And then I woke up

Had two dreams last night. I only vaguely remember the first.

The first was a new Pokemon version, I remember that. I remember it being REAL interesting and when I woke up in the middle of the night after it I was like “wow I can’t wait to write that down” and now I don’t remember anything from it >:(

The second dream was very explicitly another gameboy color-era RPG. Same kinda graphics and stuff. It took place on a train that was moving through a tunnel and never ending. There were like, seven clans on this train, and they each had some kind of thing that they did, but some kind of dark prophecy had come to pass and the train was going to be derailed, and everyone was going to be hurt…. but I was the Chosen One, and I had to go help every clan through their Turning Point.

I helped two clans, I remember that, but I only remember the second clan. They had big Malkavian vibes, each of them was possessed by a shadow that sometimes took over with a different personality. One of their members had disappeared deep below into the bowels of the train, and was going to like, set a freaking bomb, completely taken over by their shadow. I was going to go below to help, when another one of them shoved by down a hole to try and get rid of me, possessed by her shadow, and fell down with me. Suddenly, I had a party member! She was this cute genki girl character, who also had a murderous shadow that sometimes took her over.

The two of us traveled deeper into the train, and eventually we found the missing clan member, and disarmed the bomb and stopped him. I was able to use some kind of magical chosen one powers to bring him back to his sanity, and there I got some really interesting backstory/lore. His name was Isaac, and he was one of the only other members of the clans that I knew. Each of the clans was isolated, but I had heard of Isaac. Every year, during the festival, his clan took their chosen from that year and sacrificed them for Lord Baphomet, to keep the train running. The Shadow seemed to just be wanting to keep his friend alive.

After discovering this lore, I woke up. Feels like an actual RPG you could play from like, 1999 or 2000. Parts of it were really vivid, but other parts I just don’t remember at all. ):

In my dream last night I was attending some massive racing event, because my mom was there taking care of some cats and I was mostly there to be with my mom and play with cats. However, once the people in charge found out I was at the event, they pulled me aside and were like “PLEASE DO COMMENTARY FOR THE RACE”

And I had to tell them “No.” Because I don’t know jack shit about racing, and by that time there were only 3 people left in the race cause everyone else had exploded and a lot of people at the event were getting bored and going home.

Driving and roads are a big part of my dreams. Mostly because I hate it and driving is a nightmare for me, but also because I live in the suburbs of America so I have to be in a car on roads a lot.

In my dreams, I’m usually driving around my home, but the roads are completely different. The layout of the roads and what connects to what is wrong, however, it is usually the same between all of my dreams. Yes, that interstate intersection that goes into the jungle doesn’t actually exist in real life near my house, but it CONSTANTLY appears in my dreams.

Does this happen to anyone else? Locations, specifically the roads that you drive on, not actually existing but reappearing in dreams constantly?

My dream last night: I dreamt that I woke up and it was five years later. I had no memory of the past 5 years, and had to learn about this life I was now living.

I lived in a small townhouse with my boyfriend, and someone I had never heard of, who was apparently my wife. When I saw her I pulled the “damn, you’re my wife? I’m the luckiest girl in the world” routine, and I don’t think she was impressed.

Sam (my boyfriend) basically did his best to try and be my guide into this new world I found myself in. I still wore my hats, every day. We lived in a walkable city with lots of plant life which was really nice, and we went to this fast food joint nearby that I’d basically describe as Sonic, and ate while listening to some radio music, which I described as “the fast food equivalent of Boston”. My wife was like “You mean Boston Everett??” and I responded with “Nnnno I don’t know who that is” which made things more awkward lol

Googling it after waking up, Everett is a town near Boston I guess.

I had a dream I was browsing Youtube for the Napple Tale soundtrack, and I found a Youtube video by Yoko Kanno. It was like 50 minutes of her playing a meddly of random music, a lot of it from video games, with written commentary underneath of her thoughts on the songs. She was very goofy and moved like Ed from Cowboy Bebop. Alongside video game music she also played some ad jingles that never saw the light of day, some anime tunes, and a bunch of other stuff. The mix was extremely varied and VERY good, she even played some Ristar music. The medley wasn’t one single take, but I still enjoyed it greatly.

I also remember there was another guy in the video, some guy in the corner who instead of having a piano like her, had three keys. They were labeled “RISTAR” and just played samples from Ristar, like the “C’MAWN” sound effect lmfao

I had a LOT of dreams last night, like, I was dreaming extremely vividly, then I’d wake up, then I’d fall back asleep and dream vividly again.

The main one I remember though is a weird one. I was investigating murders at GDQ. Several people I know and are friends with seemed to have done murders on OTHER people I know and am friends with, at GDQ. I was investigating all of these murders, trying to find out why there was a sudden outbreak of murder

Meanwhile, there was a serial murderer following me, who was locked away years ago but had recently managed to break out. Any attempts to apprehend him were met with a LOT of death. He kept following me, and he was highly dangerous and unstable, but he was NOT doing a murder on me. Instead, he was cryptically guiding me towards new evidence.

I imagine this story would have had an amazing twist about this individual (I don’t think he was based on anyone real, like everyone else in the dream) and his supposed serial murder streak, but sadly I woke up before I could determine anything.

I had a dream last night that transformed from fighting for my life in Silent Hill to a sex scene with a trans guy to us going out on a date to me being Alucard from Castlevania and honestly I have no idea what my subconscious was doing

My dream last night was a kind of Fallout-esque game that took place in my old middle school. I was a wanderer who didn’t know who I was, and I was wandering the halls helping people. There was some kind of apocalypse that had happened in this labyrinth, and the rooms that once held people and small communities had been overrun by monsters. Lots of acid and poison themed stuff, specifically.

I started in my mom’s old class room (she taught at that school), and I remember talking to the people who lived in that town. One of them could see the future. I asked them to tell me what they saw about me, because it might shed some light on who I once was. The person, crying slightly, told me that what they saw was clear: I was going to die. I would side against humanity with the monsters, though not out of malice, and then I’d be eaten. So, please. Do not trust the monsters.

I wandered the halls and kept checking rooms for new exciting things but every room was locked or showed combat and I didn’t like the combat. Then I woke up.

I had a dream that I was playing a version of The Sims, but it had a character like Dark Urge in it. Dark Urge is a playable character in Baldur’s Gate 3 where it’s someone who’s kinda like… possessed by a demon, who makes them do horrible evil things? And they can give in to the urges, or try their best to fight them (and often fail)

Anyways so in the Sims I was playing as this fat middle aged black guy who was Dark Urge. He almost murdered his wife, and got divorced over it, which tbf seems like maybe it wasn’t going far enough. He was miserable and just wanted friends. He was very very bad at that though.

I have NOT been sleeping well lately. I slept so poorly two nights ago that yesterday I was like, barely functioning

I slept worse today lol

Had some bad dreams involving driving through cities, cars breaking down, being hounded and attacked by random people. I called my mom, while on like 5% battery life, and begged her to come pick me up and she did so, but spent the entire call complaining about how much of a leach I am, and how useless I am. Why can’t I get a NORMAL job and do NORMAL things.

Nothing pleasant.

In my dream last night I kept waking up in my room feeling worse and worse with cuts and bite marks all over me and finally I looked up and the top of my wall behind my bed was covered with big holes that were FILLED with swarming bugs

Had a bunch of dreams last night that kept transforming into different things. None were particularly pleasant.

In one of them, I was getting ready to fly to GDQ, but I left my luggage in my car, and ended up missing my flight trying to get it.

And in another one, I was very tired and kept waking up and falling asleep, and I kept waking up covered in cockroaches for some reason.

Lots of dreams last night, I’ll write down what I remember

I was visiting Target to get a gift for my dad’s birthday, which is next week. We decided the thing he’d want is an old Gameboy, like the ORIGINAL Gameboy, which is weird cause my dad has never enjoyed video games ever but whatever. So I go into Target, and I find my highschool friends sitting at a table that looks like it belongs in a library, playing D&D. I say hi but continue to the games section.

Their games section is robust and filled with lots of retro stuff. They have a lot of unique versions of the Gameboy, A LOT of them Pokemon-themed, and I also get distracted by other things. “Ooh, Kid Icarus for the Gameboy! Wait, that sticker says several hundred dollars. Nevermind, please put this back”. At some point the gift morphs from my dad to a family friend, who’s birthday was yesterday IRL, but even still I keep getting distracted by stuff in the store. They have binders, FILLED with printed out pages of the Sonic comics from the 90s! And they’re only like, 3 bucks! I get one and open it up to the page where Charmy Bee overdoses on LSD, and then I woke up.

But I was still eepy so I fell back asleep. I woke back up in the Target’s game section, and stepped out, going to the front of the store. But as I moved, something hit me, and I fell over, exhausted, collapsing on the ground. When I came too, I was in the store, but something had changed. It was now like, sunset, red light streaming through the windows, and the Target had decayed. It was like I went hundreds of years in the future. People in Roman-esque garb were sitting at the tills, cheering on a horse race that was going on on the road right outside. I spotted the emperor, and knew EXACTLY what to do, for…. some reason.

I grabbed some scissors from… somewhere, and waked up to the emperor, schmoozing him, “My emperor, which horse do you feel most suited for victory today?” And as the Emperor excitedly talked about horse prospects, I prepared the scissors, then slit his throat. Everyone around me was STUNNED that I just murdered their emperor, and then I threw the scissors to shatter the glass in the front of the store to make my escape. The scissors broke through the glass, but didn’t shatter it. All was silent for a bit more, before I just ran, throwing myself through the glass.

I fell in front of the horse race, dodging through them, as I made my way to the parking lot, which had collapsed into a giant lake of some kind. I dove into the lake and swam to the other side, finding myself in an overgrown and rusty version of my neighborhood. I walked around, then heard a CREEPY grinding robo voice behind me, as what looked like a walking car came towards me, grinding.

Then I woke up again.

I had two different dreams last night, which were alternate universe Star Trek spinoffs. I was basically watching these two spinoffs in an alternate universe, and comparing them to the ones we got.

  1. The first was DS9, but it launched a little different. There was no Sisko. Instead, it was Riker who left TNG and joined as Commander of DS9. It was kinda interesting. Not much else was different, same other characters. I’d say it wasn’t like, superior to our DS9. I do like Sisko, as mucch as I love Riker (also I can’t imagine how this would effect TNG). Also, I think Worf joins much, much earlier, too. …Maybe cause TNG got cancelled early with no Riker lmfao

  2. And the second was another new series that was spun off of TNG even before DS9 would have, like season 2 of TNG. In this one, Worf left the TNG crew and joins this one, acting as commander. It was like… a space station, except it suffered the Voyager situation and is now on the Galactic Rim. The Gorn were a major threat, and my opinion was Worf wasn’t quite mature as a character enough to lead this station, his character growth hadn’t quite happened yet. I remember there were a lot of different factions on this space station as they found a way to survive in this new region of space and create a kind of outpost, while trying to contact home and explore nearby. I feel like this idea could be really cool, actually, though I would not transplant season 2 Worf here lmao. I also remember looking at this and going “if this show exists, we will never get what we got in my universe. ….I’m really going to miss the Cardassians ):” I dunno why I singled them out, out of all of the ideas, but I AM gonna miss the Cardassians.

In my dream last night, I was watching a Todd in the Shadows video while wandering my house. The video was about some eccentric guy who was like, a billionaire who had been cancelled recently, but had released a lot of music this year. He ALSO owned a candy company, and Todd was eating the candy all video, so I was eating it too. It was “edible clay”, and as I took the first bite, I was like “oh this is pretty good” but as I kept eating it as the episode went on, I became increasingly worried about how edible it was, and if I was just eating clay with sugar in it.

The video was a “top 10 songs” this guy made that year. And most of them were bad, and he spent some time talking about this guy’s downfall. I woke up before song #1, but song #2 was apparently a sequel song to a 90s Disney Movie, I think it was supposed to be Inspector Gadget-esque, but with a big private-eye dog.

Had a dream I was hopping between dimensions, and I went to two different dimensions where the Ghostbusters were real

In one of them, they were uber socialist, and Ray sacrificed himself to save the world, and it ended in a bitter sweet ending with Venkman blasting off into space, never to be seen again.

…Then I went to the Uber Capitalism universe. This one ended with every single one of the Ghostbusters betraying each other and dying gruesomely.

Had a dream laat night where I was a Goblin gang leader in a gang of Goblins, most of them little kids. I was an old coot, and my gang lived on the cracks of society, doing petty things to survive. But I had a dream, a prophecy! I would take my people, and we’d go on a great pilgrimage to a far away place.

So me and my children set off on an adventure. We went like 2 miles down the road to a big department store. We were beset by monsters on the way, but I protected my flock. I had a secret weapon. It was this thick block of amber, which I stuck in my mouth like a cigar, and I could use it to cast spells. So I used it to stop monsters (humans harassing us), and turn off the stores security. After using it so much I was getting very tired, and the amber was getting a dent in it, from my mouf.

Unfortunately I woke up before I could find out why we were robbing some box store.

Had a weird dream that morphed a bunch of times. First, I dreamt about a region that had collapsed, and my dad was going there to like, reintigrate it into the US. Originally in my dream it was a European kingdom, but then it morphed into like, a place in Louisiana that used to be “the South Eastern Hollywood”, until some shit happened and it became like, a lawless wasteland for brigands. The brigand’s leader died and for some reason it was up to my dad to go integrate it. He went, but a power vacuum had happened, and a new guy seized control. He arrested my dad for trespassing, and deported him to fucking Portugal. My dad got back quick though, because one, he is not from portugal, and two, his dad had apparently set up a fund to immediately pay for bail if his son ever got arrested.

I woke up and fell back asleep, and the dream morphed. Now, a bit later, this region had integrated, and my brother was starting up a fast food burger joint, and I was the manager. I was helping to come up with food concepts, and perfect them, as well as cooking and serving customers. By the end I was also training new employees (apparently our wages were 6.50 an hour, which, what the fuck Jeff), while my brother was coming up with some Eccentric Burgers. The ones I remember involved crab, and one that had french fries on it.

Had a dream that shovel knight did not exist. Instead, he was Bucket Knight, and he was originally from a TV show named like “Dr. Cleopatra’s World of Bulgolgi” which was a tv show about bulgolgi and ran for one season

I had multiple dreams last night about eating something tough and inedible.

First it was pieces of metal, which I ate by breaking it down with phazon then chewing very slowly. Then it was , I think, absolutely fucked up pieces of meat at a birthday party. EDIT: wait no I think it was super hard candies

I had a dream last night that I was in my back yard with my niece and nephew, hunting for red coins. Like from Mario. It was basically an Easter egg hunt, we were trying to beat the level (aka my back yard). Couldnt find all 8 tho.

Had a dream that was straight up a yuri manga or show or something. And not one of the fluffy ones I really like, this one had its drama.

It took place in a high school in the 3000s. Some of the students were robots, who were very similar in every way to humans, but they processed emotions and things a bit different. Our main character was Human, it was in first person from her, and she was a shy awkward dork. Her love interest was a robot, the perfect kid in school, who everyone loved.

The robot seemed like she was interested in the MC, being really sweet and taking care of her, but the MC was like “but she doesnt process emotions like me, does she really??” and she also saw the robot girl and a guy flirting at one point so shes all unsure and I’m literally yelling at my screen like “POLYAMORY, ITS CALLED POLYAMORY”

Had one of those dreams where I kept waking up from my dream into another dream, and everything was just slightly off so I couldn’t tell I wasn’t awake. But it kinda had a twist.

So I was dreaming I was coming home from school. I was on the bus, and was kind of zonked out, not paying any attention, so it took me a while to realize every single person had been dropped off instead of me. The driver was like “okay, you’re the last one”, and off we went. I looked at my phone and realized we were REALLY far away from my house. I brought it up but the driver shrugged it off. We were like, on the other side of Atlanta, prolly 2 hours away lol

As we started driving, I was chatting with the driver for a bit, then just kinda watched the road. It moved from a highway to a forest road, just a straight line forever. And it got dark. It was 3PM, I checked my phone, but it was getting darker, and darker in the forest. I tried talking to the driver, but he was starting to babble incoherently. Something was very, VERY wrong.

Eventually, I realized what it was and woke up. Everything was normal! Right? Well, no, not quite. I was informed telepathically that I had very VERY nearly succumbed to the darkness. So there would be…. lasting effects.

I looked at my phone, and found a shit ton of messages on my work slack. Turns out I had been spewing racist and phobic rhetoric and spamming the channel up, so I was kicked from the server as they tried to figure out if I got hacked or not.

I woke up again. This time, I was back in my room. But every single person I loved in my life had been turned into like, small totems. I could put a bit of energy into them to try and bring them back to normal, but I barely had enough for myself. And then I woke up for good I think.

Had a dream I was at my grandparent’s. I remember specifically looking at old photos of my grandfather and thinking “I wonder how often he’ll show up in my dreams the further I get from his death”

Anyways the real meat and bones was this old Japanese PC I was setting up in my grandma’s old computer room, in the spot she had a Windows 95 in like, the mid 90s back in the day. It was like, a mid 90s era Japanese PC, which ran a proprietary OS. I was setting it up, and I got it to run a game based on an alternate universe Star Trek TNG movie from that era. I remember, in the dream, thinking that the movie was not very good. The only thing I can say about the movie is that it had a scene like the “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS” scene, with Picard slumped and beaten.

I know this, because that was the icon on the desktop. As you clicked on the game, a little description and thing of it popped up on the left, and the icon was Picard slumped over, all bruised. And he was animated! He had different sprites based on where the mouse was pointing. I remember going “wow that’s super impressive, there’s so many frames of animation”

Then sadly I woke up lol

Dreamt I was watching an episode of Voyager. In this Voyager, Janeway wasn’t captain. It was Archer, from Enterprise, who I barely know. He was kinda like a friendly gay Pike. Anyway, this episode was a big special episode. It had a lot of shipping. The Doctor had shown interest in Archer, but Archer and Neelix were flirting instead, and Archer was like “You know what, I DO love you, Neelix”. Neelix was also extremely touch averse, so when Archer went in for a kiss, it was rebuffed, which was awkward, but they were an item, kinda. There was a lot of drama and angst and sadness from the Doctor.

There was a big party of some kind to celebrate a one year anniversary of being in space. Everyone got drunk and passed out. When they awoke, they were all surrounded by big super friendly and flirty gelatinous alien women. Turns out they had hit some kind of temporal anomoly that had shunted them a bit further in space, and they had reached the very edge of the Alpha Quadrant. These aliens also offered to give Voyager an upgrade to their engines which would make it go a little faster. This upgrade was a sentient potato that sat in the engines.

I also read a review of the episode, which said it was a good episode because it launched them forward away from all the Kazon stuff so they never had to deal with any of that half baked stuff ever again.

Anyways, then I woke up

In last night’s dream, I was going back to college and moving into the dorms. My girlfriend and her roomies, who IRL just moved, were also moving in, and I went to visit them. We hung out and had a good time, and some random people I’d never met also visited. I then tried to go back to my room but I completely forgot where it was. EVENTUALLY I found it, and while doing things around the room, people started… entering my room, not talking to me, wandering around, then leaving. That’s when I found out that the locks in the dorm did not work, at all, and anyone could enter any room.

While I was worrying about THAT, I was also worrying about what my classes were, because I realized I had not been told, at all, what I was taking that semester. So I tried to find someone who could help me with that, and I got lost again.

In my dream last night my brain invented a song that was supposed to play following Kakyoin’s death in Jojo Part 3, which featured long very fast paced Japanese rap breakdowns, where Jotaro would be punching, with a chorus of the word “KAKYOIN” being shouted out to the tune of “I’m aliiiiive” from the Last Unicorn’s theme song, as Jotaro went super saiyan.

Had a dream where people were making fun of Goku because they realized that in the many years of Super, he had invented one single new move himself, which was called “Backburner”, and it was called that because “it burns an opponent’s back”, and everyone just kept mocking Goku for being bad at naming things.

Note: I’ve never actually watched Super