"That girl and I just aren't on the same wavelength. We buy each other desserts on the same days. When I go to buy her a present, I stumble upon her. And the other day, we surprise proposed to each other at the exact same time. Can you believe that? It's like she's doing it on purpose! To think I have to share my life with her..." "Uh, okay. Happy marraige, I guess. Can I go now?" Source: UNOs 2