"But what do you like about me? Everyone says I'm like an old man...""I like everything about you. I like the sloppy way you get drunk and throw your clothes around the room. I like the way you chug energy drinks. I like how you eat really garlicky foods in the office." "WHY ARE THOSE THE THINGS YOU LIKE?! Why do you have such bizzarre taste?!"

This is legit my reaction when people tell me the reasons they’re into me

Source: The Marriage Partner of My Dreams Turned Out To Be… My Female Junior at Work?!